Want to teach your kids some corny jokes to tell all the relatives this week? I found these at http://holidays.kaboose.com/thanks-games-jokes.html
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? ?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? ?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him
Why did the turkey cross the road? ?
It was the chicken's day off
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? ?
Because he had the drumsticks
