Monday, November 23, 2009

Monday Medicine: Corny Thanksgiving jokes


Want to teach your kids some corny jokes to tell all the relatives this week? I found these at http://holidays.kaboose.com/thanks-games-jokes.html

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? ?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers



What happened when the turkey got into a fight? ?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him



Why did the turkey cross the road? ?

It was the chicken's day off



Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? ?

Because he had the drumsticks

2 comments:

Kara said...

My kids will love these! Happy Thanksgiving! Oh, and I haven't forgotten my award...I'm going to post it on my homeschooling blog!

Amy said...

This is great.. Thanks for sharing..